David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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