Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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