bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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