It was probably a necessary lifesaving procedure... Had to keep the heart rate up to keep them from going into shock or something (I'm not a med student, so don't criticize me for accuracy).
Actually...Having sex activates your parasympathetic nervous system, decreasing your heart rate and blood pressure...which with a lower blood pressure would kill the patient faster...its why we give IVs to people who are bleeding out (hypovolemic Shock)!
I would never have sex in an ambulance. Yes we decon them on a daily basis but I just don't think it's good enough. Maybe it's from seeing some of the nasties we pick up regularly.
It happens when your stuck in an ambulance for 12 hours with a smoking hottie of a partner.... And the ambulance is waaaaay cleaner then most peopled homes
God I miss Western NY!!!!
9:49 2: It absolutely CAN happen. If I can have sex someplace you need a topsecret security clearence to be, you can have sex in the back of an ambulance
11:58 5/28 "gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned"
So why haven't YOU cleaned YOUR ambulance?
-an EMT
8:08
Maybe slut is too strong if you've really only been with one guy. (doubt that's true though) Having sex in a ambulance is skank-ish behavior IMO. Unless you're just into voyourism. It's not for me.
@ 11:58:
Since the "close-to-dead" thing creeps you out, go research necrophilia...
People having sex in public/unorthodox places doesn't make them sluts..
It will happen again but most ambulances don't get cleaned after a dead patient in the back. Imagine a stab victim in the heart with their aids/HIV blood spewed all over the place. Sometimes that doesn't get cleaned lol.
Paramedic from Illinois here. DR, PARTNERS, NURSES, FLIGHT TEAM, prety much anybody but the patients are all good to go! Its a hell of alot of fun when you can get another person to drive you around while having sex in the back!
ok first of all this person is my new hero. second if they carry sick and dying people don't they need to be cleaned so they don't get the sick people sicker or if some one bleeds so that its not dangerous. cause if it's so gross and dirty in the back of an ambulance i don't wanna even ride in one to a hospital
Ambulances are clean. For the most part. I've had sex with my boyfriend in the back of his work ambulance on their downtime. It's fun. It's kinky. Stop being jealous and calling the girl a slut.
no, no they are not clean.. unless you straight bleach it all no.. found many a left over from nasty calls in them weeks later. and the stretcher cushions never get cleaned thoroughly. it's like a McDonald's booth you ride to the hospital in. Props for having sex though.
I have had sex in a patrol car but he wouldn't let me hit the sirens. :( Gotta love Houston Northeast Division! hmmm..thinking I need to meet a paramedic.
thats most likely difficult to determine... seeing as how working in buffalo on an ambulance, i know for sure that they have alllll been fucked in. (stretcher, bench seat, captains chair all included :)
You should do it with someone else driving c/ lights and sirens because then you're a member of the code 3 club! And yes there's alot of ambulance, station
haha my man... i've had sex with a nurse in a hospital... then after i got out took her back to my place to findout she was a screamer and she did a good job of keeping the screaming on the DL in the hospital
i work on one... having sex with a patient by the time you get to the hospital would be dammmmnnn near fuckin impossible, but if you meet up with someone with a cool partner that wouldnt mind.. ya, it could happen.. ya it has happened
I once went to pick up my husband from his shift on the ambulance, dressed only in a trench coat. It's DARK in the back of a parked ambulance...heh...heh...heh... Lots of interesting things went on in those LaSalle ambulances back in the day. I love Buffalo.
8:49- Just because it's not for you doesn't make it skankish. How does being so judgmental make your life better? Perhaps this isn't the best site for someone like you. Clearly, you are far superior to the rest of the world.
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