Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
