he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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