My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize