awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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