Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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