He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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