Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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