yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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