wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When are your genitals available?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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