chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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