And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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