what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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