I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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