Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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