i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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