the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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