It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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