As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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