In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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