so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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