JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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