I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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