I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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