no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
that is very illegal...i love you.
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