I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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