they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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