So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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