who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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