shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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