ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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