i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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