Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
