either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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