I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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