She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
