somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
