So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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