Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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