Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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