The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Rumble strips road head = magical
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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