her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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