doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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