the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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