I wish you could order shots online.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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