Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I party with great urgency now.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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