drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
