Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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