Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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