id be glad to
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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