Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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