how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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