i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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