The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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